You might have Cystic Fibrosis when :
1 : Your biggest room is where you store your medicine's
2 : Instead of buying a new car your dad buys the therapy vest.
3 : You eat more pills than food.
4 : You smoke more (nebs) than the malbourough cowboy and your doctor prescribe it .
5 : Your neighbor ask you to bring that seal your hiding to a vet.
6 : You use more toilet paper than kleenex can produce.
7 : In the last year you used 150 meter IV tubing.
8 : The pharmacist rolls out the banner even if you walk
by and calls you "my little gold mine" while your name is Hank.
9 : Your insurance goes belly up from your bills .
10 : Your food comes in with a pick up truck.
11 : Your family members keep tripping on your neb hose.
12 : The nurses are your baby sitters since age 1
13 : Even your cat knows where your enzyme's are.
14 : You know how to operate your iv pump better then the nurse , as a matter of fact YOU instruct the new nurses how to use it.
15 : You call the head pharmacy of the hospital and have a discussion about the chemical components of tobramycin.
16 : You are allowed to perform small surgery,s , and your just 8 years old.
17 : The room in the hospital has your own wallpaper in it.
18 : The doctor considers you part of the inventory.
19 : You made a 6 feet piece of art from antibiotic caps.
20 : The hallway to your room is covered with your own design carpet.